Grandiose Opening; omodeto!!!

There seems to be a problem, Mr Smith.
-This blog seems to be new, my good sir.
-RIGHT! GO FORTH, MY VILE MINIONS! CONQUER THIS
DECEITFUL BLOG FOR MY ALL-SO-PEFREC-UNSINK-UNBREAK
-UNDESTROY-UNDECRYPT-ABLE PLOT!

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SHIKASHI! My good Sir!
It seems that the blogger has the AVGshet FIREWALL!
We can't make it sir! There's just too many loopholes in this
program that we can't decide which to use!!
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-.-" ^

Meanwhile, in the Real World~
Shit shit! DNT DEADLINE IS LIKE- SHETT!!
*Runs frantically around the house*.

-Moral of the Story, NO LAST MINUTE.(though i kind of enjoy the thrill of stressing over unimportant matters such as O'levels.)
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Well, to clear any doubts of my above statement incase there are some
air-heads who cannot understand a simple LIE. God Bless You.
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To waste some internet bandwidth, i decided to post up my present-lifetime-wish :
Listen hard.

I want to *accidently* knock someone down when i'm a hurry to school and
reply with,

"Oh, so sorry. But time is of the essence! I would like to give you
a 15-gun salute as an apology- but that would have to wait for another time!
Dewa, Good Morning and Good Bye!-"

Oh that would be so +450 Lifetime happiness.**

**AuthorNote : A reference to Sims 3.
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Serious Section :
Aiiiiight, those 'rants' above were the thoughts i was thinking
for the past 10minutes.

Anyway, currently I'm elated due to the fact that I
reminsce about my Application for DPA.
Which directly affects my mood to upgrade to
+1Hyper.
Indubitably, i AM a little concerned on my DNT and Oral if
you didn't notice- well i tend not to dwell on these issues.

And YES, some people may wonder but- i am a human right?
Of course i have L-problems.

Andddddddddddd with that, i conclude my first post!

(Damn, i posted a little too much).